A (either: "ornery", "spooky", "crass","whinny", "spoiled", "disgruntled", "bratty", "fucking", "dumb", "cocky", "smelly", "lying", "wimpy", "crybaby", "nosy", "bossy", "impudent", "pompous", "ridiculous", "unfortunate", "unlucky", "unfuckable", "undead", "unkillable", "drunk", "righteous", "immortal", "meme-loving" , "blunt", "radical" , "salty" , "lazy" , "spaced out" , "party-loving" ,"nitpicking", "gator-wrestling" ,"snarky" , "stoned", "classy", "fun-loving", "nonplused" , "childish", "former", "magical","greedy", "self-made","shabby","insensitive","intelligent","mild-mannered","sweet talking", "old-fashioned", "prickly", "genuine","","generous","dilligent","passionate", "talkative", "religious","unholy", "big mouthed", "dubious", "cursed", "deranged", "jolly", "egotistical", "flirty", "musical", "gruff", "fickle", "headonistic", "joke-loving", "gullible", "idealistic", "careless", "idiotic", "immature", "impatient", "sacrilegious", "lying", "klutzy", "clumsy", "lecherous", "hard drinking", "meek", "mild mannered", "overambitious", "emotional", "overconfident", "zealous", "paranoid", "pessimistic", "optimistic", "shallow", "caring", "sarcastic", "friendly","volatile", "vain", "spiteful", "classy", "superstitious","tactless","theatrical", "pleasant", "nice","buoyant","sexy","loving", "immortal", "high rolling","pragmatic", "pathetic","gaunt", "superstitious", "fiesty", "fluffy", "iron-willed", "self-loathing","awkward","accident-prone", "clever", "garrulous", "boring", "machco", "admant", "ancient","ye old","happy", "brave", "courageous", "penniless", "gothic", "calm", "sweet", "funky", "jazzy","jaded","hard working", "witty",) (either:"robot who thinks it’s a human", "human who thinks everyone else is a robot" , "pick up artist","widow(er)", "assassin","chemist","window cleaner","punk rocker", "conspiracy theorist", "goat fucker", "knight (who wears a suit of armor in modern day society)", "teacher", "MEME LOVING FUCK", "blowhard", "old person", "rabbit tamer", "parent of 2", "ostrich farmer", "weirdo who spends too much time on the Internet", "luchador", "dentist", "angelophile", "upperclass gentleman","gardener", "home shopping network spokesperson", "superstore employee", "stoner", "taxidermist", "hotel owner", "teenager", "necromancer", "fake wizard", "bourgeoisie swine", "rich person", "socialite", "sinner", "person who thinks wearing all black makes them cool", "mosquito farmer", "bug exterminator", "cheese sculptor", "pirate without a pirate ship", "pirate", "avant-guard artist", "magician", "communist", "ultra capitalist", "politician", "quintessential British gentleman", "librarian", "cereal (yes cereal) murderer", "ubersmech", "lawyer", "bee keeper", "doctor", "smartass", "weed farmer", "retiree", "moocher", "back alley surgeon", "gator wrestler", "customer service representative", "priest of their own made up religion", "cult leader", "spy", "burned spy", "retired spy", "mail carrier", "rockstar", "rapper", "pop star", "Elvis impersonator", "head of the Sonichu Fanclub", "master of pinball", "janitor", "martial artist", "mad scientist", "biologist", "marine biologist", "skeleton", "bureaucrat", "snake oil salesperson", "detective", "crime fighter", "vigilante", "magical girl/boy/whatever", "gravedigger", "adventure capitalist","anarchist", "fake Psychic", "unpaid intern", "alchemist", "bicycle repair person", "boxer", "actor", "grade-A weeaboo", "factory worker", "retired supervillain", "failed supervillain", "supervillian", "jouster", "astronomist", "accountant", "high schooler", "fortune teller", "gamer", "computer programmer", "protester", "ghost hunter", "hot dog vendor", "shoplifter", "painter", "sculpter", "complete dumbass", "manager of a fast food restaurant", "fast food employee", "cop","mafia boss", "gangster", "gang member", "criminal", "melon farmer", "inventor", "talk show host", "podcaster", "computer tech", "programmer", "radio show host", "professional party pooper", "Pepper Doctor", "talking washing machine","lawyer", "author", "sorcerer", "podiatrist", "Snoop Dog look-alike", "grim reaper", "horseman of the apocalypse", "vampire", "door-to-door salesperson", "fairy", "nerd", "warrior", "video game programmer", "vegan", "furry" , "college student", "adventurer","emperor/emperesss","vampire", "dog dressed as a human", "model", "mime", "acrobat", "home redecorator", "pastery chef", "scrub", "plebian", "lego architect", "door-to-door salesman", "model citizen","chemist","history buff","larper","vampire slayer", "paleontologist", "archeologist", "tourist", "pianist", "gongoozler", ) who (either: "is currently taking meticulous tabs on their neighbor. ", "is looking for a cheap date.", "is fighting the patriarchy. ", "is fighting a never ending war against squirrels. ", "likes to yell at kids who walk on their lawn." , " yells at kids who walk on their sand lawn. ", "hasn’t filed their taxes in 5 years." , "found several ancient Egyptian artifacts in their back yard and now uses them as every day decor.", "threatens to take anyone and everyone to court over minor things.", "would give anything for a good crème brûlée.","pretends they are better than you and everyone else they meet.","writes books about an obscure interest in their spare time.", "keeps putting yoghurt in their neighbor’s shoes. ", "can’t remember how to spell common words but has no problem spelling obscure ones." , "hangs up their laundry on power lines (they have a really tall ladder)." , "keeps finding Pokemon Cards in the weirdest places." , "keeps digging holes in their yard so the mailman will trip into them." , "has installed a moat around their house to piss off door to door salesmen." , "tries to be a ninja but fails spectacularly." , "knows everything their is to know about the history of lunch meat." , "claims to be the “best piccolo trumpet player in the northern hemisphere." , "knows everything there is to know about salt shakers and salt shaking accessories." , "is a self appointed meme expert." , "owns several satellites which they use to look for aliens (and get free Internet & cable).", "is married to their anime character pillow." , "doesn’t know the difference between brave & foolish." , "doesn’t know how to use a microwave.", "loves it when their enemies are confused and frightened.","refuses to live in a house." , "can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse." , "wishes for world peace and a nice new pair of platform sneakers." , "dresses like a dumbass." , "lives inside a thriftshop." , "fights people who get to close to their spouse with pool noodles." , "looks like a former president of the United States.","owns a house made out of pool noodles." , "doesn’t know how to say “no” to button pressing." , "has a criminal record for several crimes they may or may not have commited.", "aims to breed the largest cats imaginable." , "aims to become the world’s top encyclopedia salesperson." , "is on their way to becoming 'employee of the century'." , "shoots any bird that comes onto their property with a bee bee gun." , "is convinced that all creepypastas are real." , "believes too much into the illuminati." , "is afraid of bees." , "doesn’t trust anyone who shops at Whole Foods.", "is afraid of communist." , "has been charged for public indecency multiple times." ,"always tries to park their car across multiple parking spots out of spite." ,"smokes weed every day.", "always knew this day would come." , "hoards bottle caps in a small walk in closet (currently has a waist-high collection).", "set a world record in holding their breath underwater." , "can hook you up with some free cable if you’re interested." , "is currently part of a large ponzi scheme." , "is currently committing insurance fraud." , "has successfully raised a crop of steel wool." , "is committed to taking care of their 8 friendly dogs." , "holds grudges against several musicians they never met." , "drives to work in an ice cream truck." , "rebuilt one room of their house out of Legos after it was wrecked by a storm." , "has preformed several surgeries despite not having a medical degree." , "is feebly trying to recreate the Titantic in their bathtub." , "hangs out with aliens on the weekends." , "is trying to aquire the World’s Largest Ball of Twine and is having one hell of a time trying to get it." , "constantly inserts memes into every conversation they have." , "has two pet flamingoes they walk on a leash every afternoon." , "tries to annoy their neighbor every time they get the chance." , "writes terrible fanfiction." , "founded the Funny Hat Society for Funny People." , "keeps digging under their house to check for mole people." , "can’t believe it’s not butter." , "replaced all their teeth with candy corn." , "is hooked on phonics." , "is still waiting for their landlord to return their calls." , "is another victim of zealous bagpipe syndrome.", "blares bagpipe music at their neighbors at 1am just to piss them off.", "pioneered vaporwave." , "believes that accountants are the scum of the earth." , "won’t let their land be taken by some stupid made up 'underground fire' the goverment keeps bothering them about." , "has lit their most recent date on fire...on accident.","is addicted to coffee.", "only speaks in rhyme.", "is currently going back to college.", "always has a drink in their hands.", "walks everywehre barefoot.", "has an accute phobia of water.", "has the worst haircuts you've ever seen.", "owns a necklace made of teeth.","is also the mayor of New York.", "relates everything in their life to astrology.","loves carving soap.", "is a self righteous asshole.", "swears they're not going back to prison.", "has a pettry rivalry with their sibling.", "once kicked a man in the dick." , "wants to be a billionare.", "wants to recconect with their best friend across the country", "wants to be adored.","drops acid.", "makes a killer peanut butter and jelly sandwich.", "loves learning.","won't argue with you.","will NOT give you their phone number, dammit!", "wants power.","wants to make friends.","wants to live a normal life.", "wants to fight nazis.","can't find their gosh darn keys.","refuses to swear, gosh dang it.","draws yaoi in their spare time.", "frankly doesn't give a damn.", "loves teaching.","loves being better than others.","loves making others happy.","has their life motto as 'is If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.'","is obssessed with minimalism.","aspires to become a Greek God.","knows how to scuba dive.", "married a sassy robot.", "has weird psychic dreams about the future","has an apparetment full of succulents.","lives in an underground tunnel of a major city.","wants to fuck off to Mexico for whatever reason.","keeps breaking their favorite pair of glasses.","who claims they have psychic powers (they don't).", "wants to stop christmas from coming.")
(either:"Have drank their weight in syrup.", "Has cornered the market on vocaloid merchandise.", "Believes the four food groups are booze, nicotine, caffeine, and marijuana.", "Currently holds the largest collection of meme related merchandise." , "Winner of smelliest person alive competition 3 years in a row.", "Favorite hobby is peeing on statues." , "Has cornered the world market on buffalo scrotum sacks - yes that is a thing. ", "Believes in several apocalyptic theories that contradict each other." ,"Likes to go to protest and hold up signs that say 'hi mom!'", "Likes to go to protest and protest along with the others even if they don’t know what they’re protesting.", "You can sometimes hear them scream 'I’A DAGON! I’A MOTHER HYDRA!' out their window if you listen carefully enough at night.", "Is wanted in every state except Montana and North Dakota for petty crimes against lawn gnomes.", "Hides lawn gnomes in the gardens of unsuspecting people in their neighborhood." , "Believes in the war on Christmas. And Easter. And Thanksgiving. And Halloween.", "Gives out pamphlets that say 'anime is a sin' every Halloween." , "Kills their own food." , "Is a failed leader of a former cult." , "Accidentally started a major religion that they don’t even know exist.", "Will eventually find love in a hopeless place (the DMV to be precise).","Believes that everything can be solved with duct tape and WMD-40.", "Their entire wardrobe is a full frontal assault on the eyes. And common sense.", "Refuses to wear anything but a raincoat and rainboots.","We’re pretty sure they turn into some kind of werecreature at night.", "Is responsible for inspiring several weird (but reasonable) laws to be passed in their community.", "Believes in themselves, and hopes that you believe in yourself as well.", "Is currently avaliable to do children’s parties - please call then number on the back of this card to schedule.", "Has stolen bones out of a graveyard before, and won't hesitate to do it again. According to them, it was for a good cause.", "Their house was is built on an ancient burial ground. On purpose.", "Attends every concert that comes to their town." , "Always gives high fives on escalators.", "Uses the up escalator to go down and the down escalator to go up.","Is still hiding from the Mormons.", "Ships dental floss to anyone - anywhere - as a side job." , "Frankly could not give less of a damn about anyone else’s problems." , "Has accidentally summoned an elder god to this dimensional plane.", "Their roommate is a walking talking alligator.", "Their roommate is a failed supervillain who they’re very good friends with." , "Their roommate is a ghost who died when the previous owner of the house decided that gun safety was 'for pussies.'","Has a large collection of fireworks the like to blow off every chance they get.", "Has 3 different pairs of socks with cats on them. They’re really cute." , "Their neighbor is probably a spy.", "Ends every day with a doughnut for desert.", "Somehow knows how to do acrobatics.", "High fives everyone while riding the escalator." , "Prefers their soup cold and their ice cream warm." , "They can’t fight this feeling anymore. They forgot what they were fighting for." , "Dedicated to their spouse despite their frankly weird amount of love for their favorite TV Show character." , "Paints pictures of people’s pets as a hobby." , "Has a shrine dedicated to their favorite character located in a secret closet in the house. Yes, this has caused at least one house fire due to a stray candle being knocked over while they were at work." , "Races hamsters on weekends.", "Once built a wall around their house out of legos and declared their home a free country. ...the cops took it down quite quickly." , "Believes in free speech (for themselves only).", "Aims to either become one with the universe or own at least one Taco Bell.", "Has tried to run for town mayor. Their slogan was 'Don’t be silly - wrap your willy.'" , "Holds inpromptu funerals for anyone or anything for 30$ plus tax." , "Still cannot belive that it’s not butter.", "Fought off a hoard of Scientologist with two brooms and a can of beans.", "Sends pineapples out to their friends every major holiday.", "Keeps saying to people 'FIGHT ME' and then running away when they actually agree to fight them.", "Still searching for the punk ass kid who took their Nintendo DS.", "Puts the weirdest things inside of their gelatin molds.", "Keeps trying to do parkour. The keyword is try.", "Currently working on their soon to be award winning novel The Case of The Missing Clown Rancher as we speak.", "Puts 'Pokemon Master' in the 'accomplishments' section on their resume.", "Believes in ghost.", "Doesn’t believe in bandaids. Calls them bitch stickers insead." , "Doesn’t believe in gravity. Or the world being round." , "Fears electronic appliances." , "Has magical powers but they’re pretty useless.", "Gained immortality after winning a poker game against a level 89 wizard." , "Became immortal after getting into an accident involving gamma radiation, a washing machine, and a tub of jello. They’re not quite sure how it works either.", "Can shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Just because.","Their life goal is to dig a hole all the way to the other side of the earth. This has not been going as they expected.", "Arm wrestles gorillas in their spare time.", "Has gotten kicked out of just as many bars as they have craft stores.", "Has every single episode of Clutch Cargo on DVD (admittedly there’s not that many)." , "Steals candy from ornery adults to give to nice children." , "Has not met a dog yet that they haven’t liked." , "Has not met a communist yet that they haven’t liked." , "Preforms magic tricks in the park on occasion." , "Believes that everything can be solved with duct tape and WMD 40.","Kicked a man in the dick. Twice.", "Wants to become a reality TV Star.", "Every Sunday they and their sweetheart go poisoning pidgeons in the park.","Owns the fluffiest scarves.","Wants to become a better person. They're doing their best, ok?!", "Has plenty of tattoos.", "Loves bunnies.", "Drives their niece to school every Tuesday & Wednesday.","Eats nothing but microwavable dinners.", "Bela Lugosi is their idol.", "Wants to start their own band one day.", "Wants to prove that they're better than their parents.", "Has a photographic memory and can't forget anything. Ever.","Lives with their parents.","Their parents are proud of them.", "Wishes Sempai would notice them.","Can't get laid. Probably never will.", "Speaks 5 languages flutently. Can only read in 1.", "Cries tears of joy when mini pumpkins come back in stock at their local market.", "Lives to get revenge on someone who deserves it.","Gets into agruments with people even if they don't know anything about the subject being talked about.","Chases after all the newest fads, from boba tea to bell bottom jeans.", "Met and befriended mothman." , "Their house is always undergoing repair.","Secretly wants to be Batman.","Hopes nobody ever makes them say a public speech ever.","Currently has a time traveler stuck in their basement." , "Has seduced more men and/or women than anyone else in their area.", "Five time Regional Square Dancing Contest Semi-finalist, hopes to be able to become a finalist and move on to the National level this year.","Is fuled by the hatred of others.", "Is actually made of bees.", "Is 2 hole punches away from a free hot tea at Veronica's Tea Shop.", "Owns a sea pig. It's generally useless, but the character likes carrying it around anyway.","Carries a gun at all times. And I mean at ALL times.","Love camping.","Lets out one long, continuous scream whenever they are driving.", "Dresses like it's the 1920s for some odd reason.", "Always claims to be not like all those other girls/boys/whatever. Kinda sorta full of themselves.","Drives a vintage car that looks cool, but keeps breaking down.", "Would love to talk abou their pets with you.", "Always has a cup of tea with their meals and snacks. They even carry dry tea with them just in case. ", "Teaches a class every Sunday.", "Only wears ugly sweaters. Please save them from themselves.", "Arrives 10 minutes late with a latte in one hand and their cellphone in the other." ," Likes catching snakes and frogs and then releasing them back into the wild for fun.", "Has a fursona.", "Friends with Dracula.", "Graduated DeVry University at age 3.","Failed the driving test 30 times.", "Still doesn't know what sex is.", "Grocery Stores fear them.", "Has earned the nickname Night Terror, but not for the reason you'd expect.","Has set themselves on fire more than once.",)
[[Roll again? ->SHAZAM]]
[[Go back to the description.->Welcome!]]
Welcome to the ''Weird Character Generator'', a generator dedicated to providing wacky and off the wall characters.
Press the button below to get a moderately to completely derranged character. Perfect for generating some comic relief or just to give yourself a quick laugh.
[[Send me in, coach!->SHAZAM]]